Top Ten Uses for Fruitcake

10.  Save it until next summer and use it as a boat anchor.

9.  Take it to the office and use it for a paper weight.

8.  Keep it at home and use it for a doorstop.

7.  Use it as a step stool in your kitchen.

6.  Let the little kids use it as a booster seat.

5.  Save it for summer and use it for a flower press.

4.  Carry it in your trunk to use in emergencies for a tire block.

3.  Put it in your workshop and use it for an anvil.

2.  Save it until next year and use it as a Yule log.

1.  Save it until next year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.

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