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There shall be no
mention of Mary riding a donkey. Unfair to animals.
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No reference to
Innkeeper allowed so as not to cast aspersions on hospitality
industries.
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No swaddling clothes
which is a clear sign of child abuse.
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There will be an equal
number of boy shepherds and girl shepherds.
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No reference shall be
made to seeing a star so as not to offend people living in smog.
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Any and all gifts shall
be wrapped in recycled paper and recycled ribbons.
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King Herod shall be
accompanied by Queen Herod who shall speak half the dialogue.
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There shall be at least
three Wise Persons of appropriate ethnic and gender mix.
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When the family leaves
for Egypt, Joseph shall carry the baby and Mary the luggage.
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Since religious
observances should unite rather than divide, there shall be no
"Gloria in excelsis Deo" nor any "Merry
Christmases." A simple "Season's Greetings" is
preferable.