WEEKLY FOOD FOR THOUGHT

JULY ARCHIVES

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My apologies for the infrequent postings the last part of June.  I have been in the process of changing over to a new computer.  Everything is now "home" on my new machine, so hopefully I will do better in July.  Keep your fingers crossed!!!(Tuesday, July 29)

Rumor has it that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

DAILY EXERCISE FOR THE NON-ATHLETE
Author Unknown
EXERCISE CALORIES
 BURNED PER HOUR
Beating around the bush 75
Jumping to conclusions 100
Climbing the walls 150
Swallowing your pride 50
Passing the buck 25
Throwing your weight around
(depending on your weight)
50-300
Dragging your heels 100
Pushing your luck 250
Making mountains out of molehills 500
Hitting the nail on the head 50
Wading through paperwork 300
Bending over backwards 75
Jumping on the bandwagon 200
Balancing the books 25
Running around in circles 350
Eating crow 225
Climbing the ladder of success 750
Pulling out the stops 75
Adding fuel to the fire 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end 12
Opening a can of worms 50
Putting your foot in your mouth 300
Starting the ball rolling 90
Going over the edge 25
Picking up the pieces 350
Tooting your own horn 25
 

Let's all get out there and burn some calories!!

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(Monday, July 28)

Grieving is as natural as crying when you are hurt, sleeping when you are tired, eating when you are hungry, or sneezing when your nose itches.  It is nature's way of healing a broken heart.

Don't let anyone take your grief from you.  You deserve it, and you must have it.  If you had broken a leg, no one would criticize you for using crutches until it was healed.  If you had major surgery, no one would pressure you to run a marathon the next week.  Grief is a major wound.  It does not heal overnight.  You must have the time and the crutches until you heal.
--Doug Manning, grief counselor

from Grieving The Death Of A Friend by Harold Ivan Smith

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(Sunday, July 27)

Jesus knows how you feel.  You're under the gun at work?  Jesus knows how you feel.  You've got more to do that is humanly possible?  So did He.  People take more from you than they give?  Jesus understands.  Your teenagers won't listen?  Your students won't try?  Jesus knows how you feel.

You are precious to him.  So precious that He became like you so that you would come to Him.

When you struggle, He listens.  When you yearn, He responds.  When you question, He hears.  He has been there.

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He took our suffering on him and felt our pain for us. --Isaiah 53:4

from In the Eye of the Storm by Max Lucado

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(Saturday, July 26)

Buzzard, Bat & the Bumblebee

If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of 10 to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is its habit, it will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top.


 The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkably nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash.

A bumblebee, if dropped into an open tumbler, will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself.

In many ways, there are lots of people like the buzzard, the bat, and the bumblebee. They are struggling about with  all their problems and frustrations, not ever realizing that the answer is right there "Above" them.

submitted to Inspiration List by Dan Felice Sr

 

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(Thursday, July 24)
This kept everyone laughing, but it has an amazing amount of wisdom in it.

God Uses Cracked Pots
by Patsy Clairmont

I remember as I was traveling from California back to Michigan the Lord gave me a picture in my mind. Some might say that is a vision; "vision" makes God's people nervous, so I say it was a colorful thing that took place in the head...and what I saw there on the screen of my mind was a pitcher, the type that you would pour milk from. Down the front of it was a large crack. I saw the Lord take His hand and scoop up light, and put that light down inside of that pitcher and then cover the top of it, and then I heard Him ask me, "Patsy, where does the light shine through?" 

And I said, "Lord, the light shines through the cracks...through the broken places." 

He said, "That is how I am most manifested in your life. Not so much by what you do well naturally, but what I must accomplish in you supernaturally that others might know that I AM. "

Now I would ask you this question: What is it in your life, if it were to change, that others would know that He lives? What is it in your life, if it were to change, that others would have to acknowledge that there is a God?

How many of you are talkers? Let me see your hands. Ohhh...look at the competition! All right...now put your hands down and close your mouths...because...if all of us who are talkers were to zip our lips, when we went home our families would say, "Praise the Lord, HE LIVES!" They know it would take an act of God to close our mouths and make us quiet women.

transcribed from a broadcast on Focus On The Family, July 24, 2003

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(Tuesday, July 22)
My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our cars.  We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, Max," as he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our station wagon.  Recently, I was traveling with my parents in their new car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway.  My dad leaned back and said, "I think I'll let Tom drive for a while."

"Tom who?" I asked.


My mother translated for me:  "Tom Cruise, of course,"

from Reader's Digest...July 2001

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(Friday, July 18)

The Greatest of All is Love


If I live in a house of spotless beauty with everything in its place, but have not love, I am a housekeeper - not a homemaker.

If I have time for waxing, polishing, and decorative achievements, but have not love, my children learn cleanliness - not godliness.

Love leaves the dust in search of a child's laugh.

Love smiles at the tiny fingerprints on a newly cleaned window.

Love wipes away the tears before it wipes up the spilled milk.

Love picks up the child before it picks up the toys.

Love is present through the trials.

Love reprimands, reproves, and is responsive.

Love crawls with the baby, walks with the toddler, runs with the child, then stands aside to let the youth walk into adulthood.

Love is the key that opens salvation's message to a child's heart.

Before I became a mother I took glory in my house of perfection. Now I glory in God's perfection of my child.
As a mother there is much I must teach my child, but the greatest of all is love.

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(Thursday, July 17)

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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(Tuesday, July 15)

A blonde (brunette, red head...take your pick) goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.  She peels it off and starts screaming,  "I've won a motor home!  I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible.  The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home!  I've won a motor home!"

Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.  You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we don't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.  I've won a motor home.  It says so right here."  She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...

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     "W I N A B A G E L"

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(Sunday, July 13)

You're Something Special

We want to know how long God's love will endure. . . .  Not just on Easter Sunday when our  shoes are shined and our hair is fixed. . . .  Not when I'm peppy and positive and ready to tackle world hunger.  Not then.  I know how he feels about me then.  Even I like me then.

I want to know how He feels about me when I snap at anything that moves, when my thoughts are gutter-level, when my tongue is sharp enough to slice a rock.  How does He feel about me then? . . .

Can anything separate us from the love Christ has for us?

God answered our question before we asked it.  So we'd see His answer, He lit the sky with a star.  So we'd hear it, He filled the night with a choir; and so we'd believe it, He did what no man had ever dreamed.  He became flesh and dwelt among us.

He placed his hand on the shoulder of humanity and said, "You're something special."

Nothing . . . in the whole world will ever be able to separate us from the love of God.
Romans 8:39

from In the Grip of Grace by Max Lucado

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(Saturday, July 12)
A few chuckles to start your Saturday off with a smile.  My apologies to the women-folk out there....I'm gonna poke a bit of fun at us today.  I strongly refuse, however, to admit how many of these I can relate to!!!!!!!! 

~~Women over 50 don't have babies, because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
~~ The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
~~Amazing!  You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
~~ Skinny people irritate me!  Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
~~ They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative, but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to a six o'clock class in vigorous toning?"  Clear as a bell my body said, "Do it and die."

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(Friday, July 11)

I am richer
for having known you.
The world called memory
is brighter
by your presence.
Oh some will say
you are gone
but I know--
know
that you, my friend,
are as close as ever.

--Thomas Gunn

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(Thursday, July 10)

“I want to live my life in such a way that when I die and God asks me what I have to offer, I can say… Nothing.  I used everything that You gave me.”

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(Wednesday, July 9)

first of all...I have an announcement

HEAR YE....HEAR YE......
I CLEANED MY COMPUTER ROOM YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gone are the piles.
Filed are the papers.
Put into covers are the CD's

...proof positive that miracles do still happen!

Hope Wednesday is a great one for you!!!!!

hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,
cath
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I think we need smiles today:
Whenever I feel blue...I start breathing again.

The chance that you'll forget something is directly proportional to...ah...to...ummmmmm...

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

A sweater is a garment worn by a child when a mother feels chilly.

Support bacteria--they're the only culture some people have.

She's always late.  Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.


One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father's Day.  They put a cot in the kitchen.

No job is so simple that it can't be messed up.

"More hay, Trigger?" 
"No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed."

Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper:  It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Is a leak in the back of a boat a stern warning?

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

from Mikey's Thots for the Day...January-June 2002
His reminder:  "I don't write 'em, only pick 'em..."
http://www.MikeysFunnies.com

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(Friday, July 4)

Prayer of Celebration:  The Mexico Mission group arrived home about 10:00 last night...all healthy and happy and overwhelmed by an awesome experience!!!!  

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Independence Day, in the United States, an annual holiday commemorating the formal adoption by the Continental Congress of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, in Philadelphia. Although the signing of the Declaration was not completed until August, the Fourth of July holiday has been accepted as the official anniversary of U.S. independence and is celebrated in all states and territories of the United States.

The holiday was first observed in Philadelphia on July 8, 1776, at which time the Declaration of Independence was read aloud, city bells rang, and bands played. It was not declared a legal holiday, however, until 1941. The Fourth is traditionally celebrated publicly with parades and pageants, patriotic speeches, and organized firing of guns and cannons and displays of fireworks; early in the 20th century public concern for a “safe and sane” holiday resulted in restrictions on general use of fireworks. Family picnics and outings are a feature of private Fourth of July celebrations.
(from Starchaser's Fourth of July site)

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... unless we as Americans carefully reflect upon and rededicate ourselves to the principles of the Declaration of Independence - those principles that the members of the Continental Congress pledged their "lives," "fortunes," and "sacred honor" to perpetuate - we not only do a profound disservice to those who have gone before us, we run the risk of losing that which we enjoy as a result of their sacrifice and success.
(my apologies to the author...I cannot re-find this to notate the source)

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A CREED
Edgar Guest

Lord let me not in service lag.
Let me be worthy of our flag.
Let me remember when I'm tired,
The sons heroic who have died.

In freedom's name and in my way,
Teach me to be as brave as they.
In all I am, in all I do,
Unto our flag I would be true.

For God and country let me stand,
Unstained of soul, clean of hand.
Teach me to serve and guard and love,
The starry flag that flies above.

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I Am Old Glory

I Am Old Glory:   For more than ten score years I have been the
banner of hope and freedom for generation after generation of Americans.
   
Born amid the first flames of America's fight for freedom,
I am the symbol of a country that has grown from a little group
of thirteen colonies to a united nation of fifty sovereign states.
  
Planted firmly on the high pinnacle of American Faith
my gently fluttering folds have proved an inspiration to untold millions.
   
Men have followed me into battle with unwavering courage.
   
They have looked upon me as a symbol of national unity.
   
They have prayed that they and their fellow citizens might continue to enjoy the life,
liberty and pursuit of happiness, which have been granted to every American as the heritage of free men.
   
So long as men love liberty more than life itself;
so long as they treasure the priceless privileges bought with the
blood of our forefathers; so long as the principles of truth, justice
and charity for all remain deeply rooted in human hearts, I shall
continue to be the enduring banner of the United States of America.

Originally written by Master Sergeant Percy Webb, USMC.

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A PATRIOTIC WISH
Edgar Guest

I'd like to be the sort of man the flag could boast about;
I'd like to be the sort of man it cannot live without;
I'd like to be the type of man
That really is American:
The head-erect and shoulders-square,
Clean-minded fellow, just and fair,
That all men picture when they see
The glorious banner of the free.

I'd like to be the sort of man the flag now typifies,
The kind of man we really want the flag to symbolize;
The loyal brother to a trust,
The big, unselfish soul and just,
The friend of every man oppressed,
The strong support of all that's best,
The sturdy chap the banner's meant,
Where'er it flies, to represent.

I'd like to be the sort of man the flag's supposed to mean,
The man that all in fancy see wherever it is seen,
The chap that's ready for a fight
Whenever there's a wrong to right,
The friend in every time of need,
The doer of the daring deed,
The clean and generous handed man
That is a real American.

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“[T]he continuing success of American democracy depends on the degree to which each new generation, native-born and immigrant, make its own the moral truths on which the Founding Fathers staked the future of your Republic. Their commitment to build a free society with liberty and justice for all must be constantly renewed if the United States is to fulfill the destiny to which the Founders pledged their ‘lives...fortunes...and sacred honor.’”

Pope John Paul II.

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 Land That I Love
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God Bless America
My Home Sweet Home


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(Thursday, July 3)

CHALLENGE

1.  The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it.  What is it?

2.  A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass.  The child is not a U.S. citizen.  How is this possible?

3.  Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?

4.  Clara Clatter was born on December 27, yet her birthday is always in the summer.  How is this possible?

5.  In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?

6.  A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws.  None of these men died, and she never divorced.  How as this possible?

7.  Which is correct to say:  "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

8.  An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show.  One of them was the father of the other's son.  How could this be possible?

9.  After the new canon law took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man have been allowed to marry his widow's sister?

10.  How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

(answers below)
from Reader's Digest - April 2002

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(Wednesday, July 2)
oooooooooooohhhhh look...I'm posting this on the 1st...I'M A DAY AHEAD!!!!!!!

"It's not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; who does actually try to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly.
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checked by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in a gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."
~ President Theodore Roosevelt
Hamilton Club Speech on the strenuous life,
Chicago, 10 April 1899

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(Tuesday, July 1)

The Cold Within

Six humans trapped by happenstance
In black and bitter cold
Each possessed a stick of wood,
Or so the story's told.

Their dying fire in need of logs,
The first woman held hers back
For on the faces around the fire
She noticed one was black.

The next man looking 'cross the way
Saw one not of his church
And couldn't bring himself to give
The fire his stick of birch.

The third one sat in tattered clothes
He gave his coat a hitch,
Why should his log be put to use
To warm the idle rich?

The rich man just sat back and thought
Of the wealth he had in store,
And how to keep what he had earned
From the lazy, shiftless poor.

The black man's face bespoke revenge
As the fire passed from his sight,
For all he saw in his stick of wood
Was a chance to spite the white.

And the last man of this forlorn group
Did naught except for gain,
Giving only to those who gave
Was how he played the game.

The logs held tight in death's stilled hands
Was proof of human sin,
They didn't die from the cold without,
They died from the cold within.


written by James Patrick Kinney in the mid 1970's

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Answers to July 3 Challenge:
1.  A coffin.  2.  The child was born before 1776.  3.  Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).  4.  Clara lives in the Southern Hemisphere.  5.  They fall in the same year every year.  New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.  6.  The lady was a justice of the peace.  7.  Neither.  The yolk of the egg is yellow.  8.  They were husband and wife.  9.  no.  A dead man can marry no one.  10.  Moses took no animals.  It was Noah on the Ark.
Scoring:  8-10 correct = Can't Be Fooled;  6-7 correct = No Fooling;  4-5 correct = Fool's Gold;  2-3 correct = Feeling Foolish;  0-1 correct = Fooled You !

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