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(Thursday, December 25)
(Wednesday, December 24) MY
FIRST CHRISTMAS IN HEAVEN Please love and keep each
other, as my Father said to do. I received this
online. The tag line said "** This poem was written by a 13
year old Ben to his mother before he died of a brain tumor. He
died in 1997, and that year his spent his first Christmas with
Jesus." * * * * * * * * * * * (Tuesday, December 23) A Christmas Story * * * * * * * * * * * (Monday, December 22) THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN HANGING THE LIGHTS Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. We rush to print with an emergency list of Things Not To Say When Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.
~ "You've got two red lights right
next to each other, goober. You're supposed to go yellow, green, red,
blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue..."
~ "Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try." ~ "What on earth do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knots?" ~ "Give me that." ~ "You've got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top." "I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!" ~ "You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we agreed it shouldn't look like a perfect spiral this year?" ~ "Have you been drinking?" ~ "Where's the cat?" ~ "If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than your father." received from Mikey's Funnies * * * * * * * * * * * (Sunday, December 21) If
we think of our heart, --David Dunn * * * * * * * * * * * (Saturday, December 20) CHECK
OUT Christmas Eve, a year ago. The Wal-Mart in Cleburne, Texas, was jammed, hectic. Dozens of people were waiting in long lines at checkout counters to purchase small appliances, jewelry, toys and clothing that would be next-morning treasures under someone's tree. The woman standing in cashier Jeffrey Kandt's line seemed to be living on the edge of subsistence. Her clothes were worn; her hands were those of a person who'd worked hard for what she had. She held a single item in her arms as she patiently waited to move to the front of the line. Her son would get the one present he had asked for: a Sony PlayStation2. She had saved all year for this; with tax, the total would be close to $220. As Kandt scanned the game player's bar code into his register, the woman panicked. Where was her money? It wasn't where she remembered putting it earlier in the day. Her fear became palpable to the customers in line behind her as she started to cry. Why my line? Kandt thought as he watched the frantic woman search through her clothes. He was going to have to call his manager to void the sale and return the game player to a locked shelf. He'd have to shut down his checkout line and wait for her to come from another part of the crowded store--not something that any store manager or cashier wants on Christmas Eve, not with people waiting and the clock ticking down to closing time. I'm going to be late for church, Kandt thought. And then an amazing thing happened. At the back of the line, a man took out his wallet, pulled out $100 and passed it forward. As the cash moved up the line, a twenty-dollar bill was added here, a ten-dollar bill there. Someone threw in a bunch of ones dug from the bottom of a jeans pocket. When the collection finally reached the register, Kandt counted $220. Strangers had fulfilled a poor woman's Christmas wish to give her son his dream gift. And Jeffrey Kandt wasn't late for church. The people in his line in the Cleburne, Texas, Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve 2002 had become one. from Reader's Digest, December 2003 * * * * * * * * * * * (Friday, December 19)
Wife to husband: "This Christmas let's give each other sensible
gifts, like ties and fur coats."
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental. Take C-H-R-I-S-T out of Christmas and you're left with a "miss."
Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of
a
dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their
games in a hotel lobby? I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that counts, not the gift," but couldn't people think a bit bigger?! compiled from Mikey's Thot for the
Day * * * * * * * * * * * (Thursday, December 18) THE GREAT CHRISTMAS
MEMORY Over time Christmas memories begin to fade or blur. The ones that you recall years later can involve heartache, jubilation or both. As the oldest of two brothers and a sisters, I often bore the weight of being the "big sister." We lived in a rural area of eastern Oregon. My Dad had been out of work for a while as Christmas approached. Money was tighter than we could have imagined at such a young age. I was only eight with brothers who were seven and six and a little sister who was five. We didn't know exactly what was happening, but we knew things weren't normal. Our meals were a little different but the biggest difference was our Christmas tree. It wasn't a sad "Charlie Brown" tree, but the gifts under the tree forced us to realize this would be a unique Christmas. Actually, there weren't any multicolored boxes or any exquisite bows. Instead we had one present, but it was a huge box wrapped with care. We tried for days, but we could not imagine what it was. Christmas day finally arrived and anticipation consumed us. As always, Dad read the Christmas story from Luke before we could open any present. After the reading he put the big box in the middle of the floor. He directed each us to stand by one side of the present. He told us that the gift was for all of us and we had to share it nicely, then he gave us the motion to open our present. We ripped the wrapping paper faster than a chain saw! We had waited all that time for a refrigerator box?! But we discovered that there was something else inside that refrigerator box. Large appliance boxes with medium-sized moving boxes inside of them. Inside the medium boxes were other boxes and then shoeboxes and even more boxes until we finally arrived at the tiny jewelry boxes! Believe it or not but at the bottom of all those boxes was a book called "Things to Make with Boxes." We made forts and castles, cars and airplanes, boats and trains, sets and scenery for make-believe plays, and all sorts of cool things. My parents still have a box of snapshots of all the things we made with our boxes. The four of us are now straddling 40. If asked individually for our best Christmas memory, you will get four variations of the story of a box full of boxes. Copyright 2002 Len Evans. Permission is granted to send this to others, but not for commercial purposes. * * * * * * * * * * * (Wednesday, December 17) Christmas is the time for sharing . . . a time to reach out to touch the needy, with a reach that extends to heaven, then to earth, bringing them together. Christmas is a time for learning . . . a time when new truth is uncovered, and trusting children often teach the old. Christmas is a time for love . . . a time to shed inhibitions, a time to show that we care, a time to say words too long unsaid. It was, oh, so easy to miss His first coming . . . and if we're not careful, we may miss Him again this year. IT WAS THAT NIGHT It was that
ethereal night from Mini Moments for Christmas by Robert Strand * * * * * * * * * * * (Tuesday, December 16) CHRISTmas 'Twas the night before Christmas The people were all busy No one sang "Away in a manger, Mama watched Martha Stewart, Then what from the TV So away to the mall And, as they made their way home Their lives were so busy There were presents to wrap To pray to the Savior... On Wal-mart! On K-mart! From the big stores downtown And up on the roof, He hung lights that would flash. Christ's eyes... how they twinkle! So instead of being busy, Merry CHRISTmas, my friends, and to all a good night! received through email--no credits listed * * * * * * * * * * * (Monday,
December 15) What did the Gingerbread Man put on
his bed? What reindeer has the cleanest
antlers? What do they call Santa's helpers? What do you call Santa Clause after
he's fallen into a fireplace? Who sings "Love Me Tender"
and makes Christmas toys? Which of Santa's reindeers needs to
mind his manners the most? What is the cow's holiday greeting? What does Santa like to eat? Where do Santa's reindeers like to
stop for lunch? What does Santa say when he is sick? If athletes get athlete's foot, what
do astronauts get? How does Santa Claus take pictures? What do you call the fear of getting
stuck while sliding down a chimney? What do you call Santa on the beach at
Christmas time? Where do Santa and Mrs. Claus live? How does Santa tend to his garden? Why does Santa's sleigh get such
terrific mileage? Why does Santa especially love all his
reindeer? What are Santa's Favorite songs? When traveling in the sleigh in
inclement weather, Santa gets icicles in his beard. Why does Santa sometimes remove all
the bells from his sleigh and travel silently through the night? Why does Santa love sliding down
chimneys? When Santa gets stuck in the chimney,
how do you get him out? Since Santa has to go up and down a wide variety of chimneys on Christmas, should he have a yearly flue shot? St. Nicholas is the main Claus. His wife is a relative Claus. His children are dependent Clauses, and as a group, they're all renoun Clauses. Santa's elves have banded together to protest the terrible conditions they've been working under...they're striving for higher elf esteem. *** * * * * * * * * * * * (Sunday, December 14) First Corinthians 13, Christmas Version If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows, strands of twinkling lights and shiny balls, but do not show love to my family, I'm just another decorator. If I slave away in the kitchen, baking dozens of Christmas cookies, preparing gourmet meals and arranging a beautifully adorned table at mealtime, but do not show love to my family, I'm just another cook. If I work at the soup kitchen, carol in the nursing home and give all that I have to charity, but do not show love to my family, it profits me nothing. If I trim the spruce with shimmering angels and crocheted snowflakes, attend a myriad of holiday parties and sing in the choir's cantata but do not focus on Christ, I have missed the point. Love stops the cooking to hug the child. Love sets aside the decorating to kiss the husband. Love is kind, though harried and tired. Love doesn't envy another's home that has coordinated Christmas china and table linens. Love doesn't yell at the kids to get out of the way, but is thankful they are there to be in the way. Love doesn't give only to those who are able to give in return but rejoices in giving to those who can't. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. Video games will break, pearl necklaces will be lost, golf clubs will rust. But giving the gift of love will endure. Merry Christmas * * * * * * * * * * * (Saturday,
December 13) A LETTER FOR SANTA Snowflakes
softly falling I bend to
gently kiss you, I quietly
unfold it It
started just as always But as my
eyes read on You asked
if your friend Molly Then you
asked dear Santa You saw a
family on the news "And
Santa, those four cookies that "Do
you know that little bear I have-- "And
as you fly your reindeer "There's
one last thing before you go, I pulled
the letter close to me. "And
a little child shall lead them," * * * * * * * * * * * (Thursday, December 11) What Do
You Want For Christmas? So many
of you asked us (since Yuletide's drawing near) * * * * * * * * * * * (Wednesday, December 10) --Keeping Christmas is good, but sharing it with others is even better. --Let's approach Christmas with an expectant hush, rather than a last-minute rush. --You
can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Father's
face and tell him you have received His Christmas gift. --We may seek God by our
intellect, but we only can find him with our heart. --The hinge of history is
on the door of a Bethlehem stable. --Now and then it's good
to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. A little child * * * * * * * * * * (Tuesday, December 9)
A Sunday school teacher asked her class,
"What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge 'n' Mary."
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December 8)
THE
LITTLEST ANGEL Let me tell you a tale that
is often told How all day he would play
with a little box Just a butterfly with golden
wings Then the angels all heard
that the Holy Child Then the littlest angel put
his little box Just a butterfly with golden
wings But the Lord chose the gift
of the little box When you see that star as it
shines on high With his butterfly with
golden wings This low quality .mp3 is meant for preview purposes only. If you like the song, please support the artist and buy the CD. * * * * * * * * * * * (Sunday, December 7)
His Only Forgotten Son
My five-year-old Stephen was
practicing his memory verse for Bible Club. John 3:16, "For God
so loved the world that He gave His only forgotten Son."
My wife laughed as she related this story, and so did I. So writes
Stuart M. Pederson of Onida, South Dakota.Yet, could it be? This little slip of the tongue might be all too true! Jesus, other than at Christmas, is ignored and mostly forgotten by the world in which we live. It's so easy to do. Even people who claim to know Him on a personal relationship basis forget Him until life dishes up something that can't be handled without His help. In spite of knowing this, God the Heavenly Father loved this world and you and me so much that He sent His only Son to live among us and most importantly, die for us! What amazing love! So when you celebrate this Christmas, make a renewed effort not to forget the reason for this season . . . Jesus Christ! from Mini Moments for Christmas by Robert Strand * * * * * * * * * * * VIRUS
ALERT Be on the alert for symptoms of inner HOPE, PEACE, JOY AND LOVE. The hearts of a great many have already been exposed to this virus and it is possible that people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world. Some signs and symptoms of THE ADVENT VIRUS: ~ A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences. ~ An unmistakable ability to enjoy the moment. ~ A loss of interest in judging other people. ~ A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others. ~ A loss of interest in conflict. ~ A loss of the ability to worry. ~ Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation and thankfulness. ~ Contented feelings of connectedness with others and God's nature. ~ Frequent attacks of smiling. ~ An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen. ~ An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it. Please send this warning out to all your friends! This virus can and has affected many systems. Some systems have been completely cleaned out because of it. received from www.MikeysFunnies.com * * * * * * * * * * * (Friday, December 5) Probably
the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless
unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don't quite know
how to put our love into words. * * * * * * * * * * * (Thursday, December 4) THE
STABLE It was a chilly night in the little Judean town of Bethlehem. The kind of night when you want to escape the cold, damp air and find warmth and security inside a cozy inn. And people crowded tightly into the inn at the end of the street. They left their donkeys and camels in the back stable and closed the door against the night air. Inside, the inn buzzed with laughter and chatter. Distant relatives who had not seen each other in years renewed family ties over bowls of hot soup and goblets of wine. They broke bread together, swapping stories of their journeys. A teenage boy strummed his lyre in the corner, and several fathers clapped their hands in time to the music. In the rush to serve tables, the innkeeper, balancing a tray of breads and meats, answered a knock at the door. A man calling himself Joseph stood outside, pulling his homespun cloak tightly around his neck. It was late, it was cold, and he and his young wife needed a room. A glance told the innkeeper the woman was heavy with child. He could barely hear himself talk with so much noise behind him, but he managed to explain that there was no room, only an empty stall or two in the stable out back. Shrugging his shoulders, the innkeeper quickly apologized and slammed the door. Outside, Joseph stood for a moment, listening to the laughter inside. Back in the stillness of the night, Mary waited. The young couple made their way to the stable. And while music and laughter and feasting went on and on, just yards away behind the walls of the inn, the Son of God quietly entered history. Sometimes the best moments of the Christmas season do not happen during the crowded parties or the rush of holiday preparations. They don't occur in the music and laughter, the camaraderie and feasting. When I think of special Christmas memories, I think of those quiet moments when God unexpectedly surprised me. With Himself. With an overwhelming sense of His nearness and love. In the midst of so much activity, so much going on, so many days on the calendar filled with appointments or parties, God seeks out the quiet heart--and speaks to us in a still, small voice. Think of the stable in Bethlehem. Somehow it stands serene. What a contrast to the celebrating going on in that inn. Who would have supposed? Who would have suspected? If someone had only taken the time to peer out a back window toward the stable. If someone had only dropped what he was doing to leave the party and go check on his donkey. If someone had only slipped away from the festivities for a moment to seek a quiet moment outside. Just think of what they might have witnessed! Perhaps they would have seen the angels. Maybe the shepherds. And yes, even the Son of God. Take the time this Christmas season to step outside the clamor and excitement. Visit the stable and ask God to speak to you in the quiet and serenity and stillness. He will. from Christmas
Stories for the Heart * * * * * * * * * * * (Wednesday, December 3) Christmas, my child, is love in action. When you
love someone, The
greatest gift He ever gave Every
time we love, from Everything I Need to Know About Christmas I Learned from Jesus
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